In my dreams I’m gonna build a giant ocean liner
In my dreams it will be just like Titanic, only finer
In my dreams the passengers will come from cable news and politics
Blowhards and hypocrites divide the country with their schticks

The Network and the wingnuts stoke anger and resentment
While Five White Souls in Washington roll back the Englightenment
The Speaker thinks it’s peachy, the Turtle thinks it’s hot
They both claim to be Lincoln, but Honest Abe they’re not
Woah-oh-ohh, in my dreams . . .

Bridge 1:
The captain is that guy whose cruise ship ran aground
They say he’s reborn, but he’s nowhere to be found

(I’ll send) The Apprentice and the model, Tweedledum and Tweedledee
And their fashion selling daughter and her Preppie out to sea
And all the angry white folks with their statues and their swastikas
The gun nuts and the cyber trolls, putting down the rest of us
Woah-oh-ohh, in my dreams . . .

Bridge 2:
The lookout is that guy from the Exxon Valdez
He’ll be three sheets to the wind even when there is no breeze!!!

In my dreams I’m gonna build a maritime disaster
In my dreams it will sink just like Titanic, only faster
In my dreams they give out prizes for getting rid of bad guys
But my ship’s not big enough for all the assholes and their Big Lies
In my dreams I’ve got a second ship to carry all the over flow
And several others in construction ‘cause the asshole population . . . grow-oh-ohs

In my dre-eams,
In my dre-ee-eams,
In my dre-ee-eams …