According to Moonalice legend, the Great Chinese Climate Hoax has gotten serious. We are just back from Oregon. On our drive to and from Oregon we encountered several massive fires that the Chinese apparently set to make the Hoax seem more real. It’s hard not to be impressed by the lengths to which the Chinese will go to perpetuate this hoax. We consulted the Moonalice legend and found tonight’s poster by Jennae Bennett, which shows exactly how they do it. They gave the sun a giant magnifying glass, which is pointed directly at Northern California. Our only hope is to find a giant mirror and redirect all that energy at the moon or the White House or the Dodgers.