According to Moonalice legend, our panda has relocated to Boston. He was lured here by a bewitching princess named Koi Moonalice, who is depicted here on tonight's magnificent poster by Pat Sargent. Koi is a world class chef who claims her sushi makes you lose weight. As you can imagine, Koi is very popular in the world of plus sized athletes. Panda heard about Koi and caught the first Greyhound out of San Francisco ... leaving behind one World Series ring and a shitload of orange Panda hats. We love the Panda and hope he will be as much fun for you as he was for us.